Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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