that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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