Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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