the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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