You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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