Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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