I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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