week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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