Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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