Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
this will be a night to untag.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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