If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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