The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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