we have officially lost it.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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