Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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