I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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