Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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