what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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