I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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