At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
