that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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