sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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