Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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