Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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