If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
