Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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