i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
My pussy is not your playground.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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