that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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