Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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