Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Do vagina's smell?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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