So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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