they need to just BURY HIM!
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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