worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We have so much sex to catch up on
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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