idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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