I got chris browned last night
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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