I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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