Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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