Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Houston, we have a squirter
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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