they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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