I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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