So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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