spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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