That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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