I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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