So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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