I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
