It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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