Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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