he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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