forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
COCAINE IS GR8
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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