I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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