Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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