just tell him i said nine months
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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