i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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