I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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