Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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