More tranny stories later!
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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