do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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