ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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