check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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